Join the Bottoms Up Majority

BUMS is a new political party so audacious, so fucking radical and exciting that it whacks America — and maybe the world — into a new orbit.

Vote us in and we will:

• Depose the mindlords
• Slow climate change
• Pull corporations to heel
• Eliminate tax havens
• Shift the economic paradigm
• Banish secrecy
• Change the ambient tone of the nation

Don't think this can't be done. The fact is that it's never really been tried.

We'll hire the most decent, smart and competent humans to run every leadership position in every government department. We'll make being a civil servant one of the most prestigious and desirable jobs any young person could ever aspire to — a values-based calling.

We'll make sure that every court case wraps up within a year. Same with health care: no civilized country makes its citizens suffer waiting interminably to be attended to.

Trump fired 300,000 federal workers; we go in the opposite direction, we'll hire a million and make it work.

We'll never take a penny from corporations. Never be swayed by lobbyists. Never cosy up to billionaires.

Become a founding member, and as soon as we reach 50,000 members, we will hold a communal brainstorm and decide on our next step.