hey gang,
it's hotter than the devil's balls out there. thanks climate change. you staying cool?
lately, we've been feeling like the world is at a crossroads . . .
on one hand, we have the top-downers like trump, xi, and putin who want a future that looks like the good old days, with cock fights, glory wars and macho-man patriotism. and, fuck it, these dead-end loonies are in ascendence now.
meanwhile . . .
young people in the global south are gathering up, seizing power and toppling corrupt dictatorships like never before. the latest big bang moment out of india — the cockroach rebellion — has everyone here ecstatic and dreaming a huge fuck of a meme . . .
cockroaches of the world unite
don't say it won't happen!
** fifa's got vancouver in a consumerist frenzy . . . then [THIS] hit our inbox. an incredible, must read mindbomb.
*!*!* the ups guy just hauled in six boxes of our latest issue and it's dope as hell. order a copy here. you'll get a salvo of stunning political thrusts and aesthetic vibes — ammunition for the revolutionary days ahead.
??? last week, a surge of 1-dollar donations sparked a bit of a mystery around here. then we thought damn! there are 20,000 of you beautiful troublemakers out there. if each of you chucked a buck in our swear jar, we could lawyer up and take those bastards at FOX NEWS to court for refusing to sell us airtime for our latest tv mindbomb.
~&~ we're throwing a vat of spaghetti at our upcoming issue. after weeks of stalls, blocks, and creative agony, we finally making progress. Send us your memes, poems, tweets, anything that breaks through the noise — send your faves here
!!! data daddy, our chief of chaos who lives in the basement, got married. our office guru brought in a wedding cake. it was delicious. you never forget days like this. love is the force that heals the world. the thing we're nothing without. congrats to our dear friend for finding it.
feeling the heat? find someone who thinks climate change is a scam and hurl an ice cream cone at their head. or just eat the ice cream.
until next time.
team ab