Apocalypse Now!

The counter Black Friday Meme.

STEPHEN DESROCHES

Will this year’s Black Friday be the largest shopping day yet in the history of the world, or will it be the beginning of an all-out meme war on one of the most cherished sacred cows of Western civilization?

In the age of ecocidal climate change, record personal bankruptcy, ¬†skyrocketing mental illness and ubiquitous obesity rates, the time has finally come to pull back the curtain on this absurd cultural ritual and say what it really is — DOOMSDAY.

The stage is now set for the most absurd holiday of the apocalyptic age.

Let’s put our Zombie gear on and do the zombie walk in every bank, mall and box store on the planet ‚Ķ especially Walmart!

This Black Friday, let’s wake the living! #Zombiewalk