The Philosophy Issue

How to Feel

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Anonymous1

one reads this and instantly conceptualizes it in terms of the robot being female, and the user male, and then one proceeds to make sexist comments. do you, or does anyone, realize the ridiculousness of this train of thought? you recognize that unfortunately some mistreat others based on sex, and perhaps you also have been mistreated by someone or by the society we have made, and your reaction is to identify yourself, fundamentally, as a gendered being, different from and opposed against the opposite gender... pitting yourself against the other. a behavior which to me is clearly the imitating of those who had identified themselves as different from you based on their sex. one is oppressed and their new ideal is to become the oppressor. this is not something for you to react in anger to... just something to look at.

Anonymous1

one reads this and instantly conceptualizes it in terms of the robot being female, and the user male, and then one proceeds to make sexist comments. do you, or does anyone, realize the ridiculousness of this train of thought? you recognize that unfortunately some mistreat others based on sex, and perhaps you also have been mistreated by someone or by the society we have made, and your reaction is to identify yourself, fundamentally, as a gendered being, different from and opposed against the opposite gender... pitting yourself against the other. a behavior which to me is clearly the imitating of those who had identified themselves as different from you based on their sex. one is oppressed and their new ideal is to become the oppressor. this is not something for you to react in anger to... just something to look at.

Anonymous

I think it will be a finality of post-consumerism. You don't really need to dress well, have a nice car and a nice house to finally get the girl you always wanted...just skip straight to getting the girl you always wanted...at Future Shop, of all places!

On the plus side, she won't divorce you after 4 years, won't tell you she has a headache, and she'll only improve with time, never aging. This is the photoshopped goddess on the cover of magazines come to life. After 20 years of her being advertised, she's finally sold in stores...

Anonymous

I think it will be a finality of post-consumerism. You don't really need to dress well, have a nice car and a nice house to finally get the girl you always wanted...just skip straight to getting the girl you always wanted...at Future Shop, of all places!

On the plus side, she won't divorce you after 4 years, won't tell you she has a headache, and she'll only improve with time, never aging. This is the photoshopped goddess on the cover of magazines come to life. After 20 years of her being advertised, she's finally sold in stores...

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