The Big Ideas of 2009

Person of the Year

The Person of the Year award is given to an individual who wields a massive social, environmental and economic impact.

The Person of the Year award is given to an individual who wields a massive social, environmental and economic impact. This year's recipient is none other than the first-world consumer, whose fantastic disregard for his surroundings is wreaking planetary havoc.

he might be potbellied or lean, his flat screen television holds no prejudice. He guzzles fossil fuels without giving it a thought – driving fantastic feats of automotive mastery four blocks to the liquor store.

numbskull stimulation comes easy to this fellow – he loads up on UFC matches, Mariah Carey and Maury Povich. This might be forgivable, if not for the copious amounts of energy he uses – some 40 times more than anyone in the developing world.

this person of the year loves the hamburgers. Loves ‘em. He’s a hog of epic proportions, often needing two chairs to support his girth. Should the current obesity epidemic continue, squadrons of gastropods in motorized carts will be rolling around local food courts.

ten million people starve to death around the world every year. Does the Person of the Year care? Perhaps, but as only as a passing notion, a fleeting sympathy sparked by an article in Reader’s Digest, which is then quelled by taking a warm bath.

this person ignores standard methods of contraception, spawning generations in his likeness and spoiling the gene pool for years to come. Kudos, Person of the Year, and good luck to you. You’re probably going to need it.

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I am so wise

When you look at this list, you'll notice that list of consumer goods and behaviors attacked are a list of consumer goods that middle-aged intellectuals dislike. Flat screen television? Bad. Internet? Good. UFC matches? Bad. Asian martial arts? Good. Mariah Carey? Bad. Classical music? Good.Maury Povich? Bad. Keith Olbermann? Good. This list is unique in that it adds a dash of eugenics with its line "this person ignores standard methods of contraception, spawning generations in his likeness and spoiling the gene pool for years to come."

I am so wise

When you look at this list, you'll notice that list of consumer goods and behaviors attacked are a list of consumer goods that middle-aged intellectuals dislike. Flat screen television? Bad. Internet? Good. UFC matches? Bad. Asian martial arts? Good. Mariah Carey? Bad. Classical music? Good.Maury Povich? Bad. Keith Olbermann? Good. This list is unique in that it adds a dash of eugenics with its line "this person ignores standard methods of contraception, spawning generations in his likeness and spoiling the gene pool for years to come."

Anonymous

Adbusters is worthless. At one point in time it held a special relevance when it focused on the cynicism of advertisers and marketers. Now it's just as cynical as the entities it once challenged. Smug, too. But their glossy mag will save the world!

Anonymous

Adbusters is worthless. At one point in time it held a special relevance when it focused on the cynicism of advertisers and marketers. Now it's just as cynical as the entities it once challenged. Smug, too. But their glossy mag will save the world!

rising.tide

I like the way the author added in personal tastes such as music (Mariah Carey) and food (hamburgers) which are utterly subjective to its 'objective' list of criteria. ----------- Obviously people who listen to crappy pop music or eat hamburgers could not possibly reach the high, earth-saving standards of Adbusters writers: who dine on organic tofu and listen only to obscure indie music. ------------------ This article is a clear reflection on the hoplessly biased and arbitrary standards which adbusters places on people who don't see the world EXACTLY as they do. It has very little to do with helping anyone or anything, as they might state. It has everything to do with being able to point fingers and claim the moral high ground: all the while never having to utilize the mental flexibility to so much as attempt to see the world from another's point of view. ------------------ A sad and pointless article this is, with no basis in reality. But it does indeed expose Adbusters as a group of people, similar to Bush-era republicans, who believe in their dogma so much that they are completely unwilling to work together to do something which might benefit us all. Even those of us who are so degenerate as to listen to *GASP* mariah carey.

rising.tide

I like the way the author added in personal tastes such as music (Mariah Carey) and food (hamburgers) which are utterly subjective to its 'objective' list of criteria. ----------- Obviously people who listen to crappy pop music or eat hamburgers could not possibly reach the high, earth-saving standards of Adbusters writers: who dine on organic tofu and listen only to obscure indie music. ------------------ This article is a clear reflection on the hoplessly biased and arbitrary standards which adbusters places on people who don't see the world EXACTLY as they do. It has very little to do with helping anyone or anything, as they might state. It has everything to do with being able to point fingers and claim the moral high ground: all the while never having to utilize the mental flexibility to so much as attempt to see the world from another's point of view. ------------------ A sad and pointless article this is, with no basis in reality. But it does indeed expose Adbusters as a group of people, similar to Bush-era republicans, who believe in their dogma so much that they are completely unwilling to work together to do something which might benefit us all. Even those of us who are so degenerate as to listen to *GASP* mariah carey.

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